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LIKE THE SUBJECT LINE SAYS, this is where I'll be jotting down EVIL PLOT IDEAS to run past the mods and players. Zim is quite evil, after all, and wants nothing more than to destroy all of you in the most complicated, ridiculous ways possible. Some plots are going to be BIG DEAL plots, others will just be some stupid little bullshit happening in the background. Actually the BIG DEAL ones are most likely also going to be stupid bullshit, just on a GRANDER, MORE AMAZING SCALE. Yes. QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS BELOW ARE 100% WELCOME AND APPRECIATED give them to me.
You know what else this post is for? ~YOUR IDEAS!!~ Is there something HORRIBLE you think Zim should do? Hit me with your amazing and/or ridiculous plot ideas BELOW and we'll see what happens.
THE PLOTS-
PUT THE "FUN" IN FUNGUS (I put effort into these names) - Zim steals sentient fungus from SOMEWHERE (Like idk the Thor's labs or Mordin's creepy collection of gross things he keeps at the clinic) and proceeds to pump it full of random-ass alien chemicals or something, believing it will turn into a horrible mushroom zombie army to do his evil bidding. What we get instead is basically the Super Mario Brother's movie (minus the dinosaurs in Brooklyn), where the fungus is indeed sentient, but rather than growing legs and going on a rampage like Zim expects it to, it spreads throughout the ship, growing EVERYWHERE and giving people tiny bombs.
As it turns out the only way to kill the fungus, or at least revert it back to it's natural state, is to fill those tiny bombs with athlete's foot powder and throw them at the fungus.
NOTE: considering for September. YEAH.
OPERATION: POP ROCKS - Zim passes exploding candy out to children. It backfires and gives the children the ability to breath fire and spit explosive loogies.
GENERIC ZOMBIE OUTBREAK - Zim creates a zombie virus and unleashes it upon the Thor's morgue. The zombies then escape and try to infect the other ship residents. Only one problem; the virus causes the zombie's teeth to fall out, so spreading the virus is impossible and thus the zombies become a smelly, mild inconvenience.
NOTE: OPERATION: POP ROCKS and GENERIC ZOMBIE OUTBREAK are OBVIOUSLY Halloween themed and would take place in October. Can do one or both. Will see what happens.
STAMPEEDING LASER DOLPHINS - Zim kidnaps a few dolphins from the dolphin pool and upgrades them with robot legs and laser vision.
HORRIBLY INCONVENIENT BLACK OUT DAY - after Zim has established an EVIL, "SECRET" BASE in the slums, the energy required to power the Irken equipment proves to be too much for the Thor's primary generators to handle. Only the Thor's emergency back up generators keep the ship operational. (Duration: maybe a WEEK)
OPERATION NEFARIOUS DINNER - (requires food service mission) Zim "poisons" fast food (with ridiculous side effects like speaking backwards or tasting nothing but pork for the rest of time, no actual DANGEROUS "poison" because Zim's a moron), brainwashes customers with hypnotic burritos, and/or replaces the food with casseroles that "eat people's brains and then replace them with a symbiote." Clearly Clavin's ideas are better than Zim's.
ATTACK OF THE ADORABLE, INNOCENT LOOKING LITTLE VAMPIRE LOLI - Zim points at things and tells Flandre to blow them up. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO IT. DOING
ROBOT DEATH GOPHERS - Or whatever rodents Zim can manage to get his hands on. Based on designs provided by THE AMAZING CALVIN, Zim creates an army of tiny-yet-deadly battle rodents and unleashes them on the unsuspecting population. Their only weakness is being placed in those little plastic hamster balls so that they roll into walls and bump against them.
ACCIDENTALLY SPIDERS - Zim mutates a few spiders into GIANT MUTANT MURDER SPIDERS (one has bunny ears). The murder spiders have a smilie face on their asses. The spiders take over Zim's base and ESCAPE from it, and start laying eggs across the ship for BIG DAMN HEROES to fight. (NOTE: If people don't want to fight spider babies because spiders are squicky for some people, they can fight evil killer bunnies that will pop out of the spider eggs instead. Zim is evil he can make evil bunnies if he wants OKAY.) Not really a plot for ship wide domination as Zim will kind of need help from people to liberate his NOW SPIDER INFESTED, HORRIFYING BASE. Not that anybody would want to because FUCK THAT GUY but hey.
THE INCREDIBLE MOOSE - Zim shoots a moose with gamma rays and sends it off to smash the new arrival's office and destroy decades of paperwork. He doesn't have any plans for this one other than to piss off the vogons, but the moose can go on a killer rampage through the whole ship or something.
LIKE THE SUBJECT LINE SAYS, this is where I'll be jotting down EVIL PLOT IDEAS to run past the mods and players. Zim is quite evil, after all, and wants nothing more than to destroy all of you in the most complicated, ridiculous ways possible. Some plots are going to be BIG DEAL plots, others will just be some stupid little bullshit happening in the background. Actually the BIG DEAL ones are most likely also going to be stupid bullshit, just on a GRANDER, MORE AMAZING SCALE. Yes. QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS BELOW ARE 100% WELCOME AND APPRECIATED give them to me.
You know what else this post is for? ~YOUR IDEAS!!~ Is there something HORRIBLE you think Zim should do? Hit me with your amazing and/or ridiculous plot ideas BELOW and we'll see what happens.
THE PLOTS-
PUT THE "FUN" IN FUNGUS (I put effort into these names) - Zim steals sentient fungus from SOMEWHERE (Like idk the Thor's labs or Mordin's creepy collection of gross things he keeps at the clinic) and proceeds to pump it full of random-ass alien chemicals or something, believing it will turn into a horrible mushroom zombie army to do his evil bidding. What we get instead is basically the Super Mario Brother's movie (minus the dinosaurs in Brooklyn), where the fungus is indeed sentient, but rather than growing legs and going on a rampage like Zim expects it to, it spreads throughout the ship, growing EVERYWHERE and giving people tiny bombs.
As it turns out the only way to kill the fungus, or at least revert it back to it's natural state, is to fill those tiny bombs with athlete's foot powder and throw them at the fungus.
NOTE: considering for September. YEAH.
OPERATION: POP ROCKS - Zim passes exploding candy out to children. It backfires and gives the children the ability to breath fire and spit explosive loogies.
GENERIC ZOMBIE OUTBREAK - Zim creates a zombie virus and unleashes it upon the Thor's morgue. The zombies then escape and try to infect the other ship residents. Only one problem; the virus causes the zombie's teeth to fall out, so spreading the virus is impossible and thus the zombies become a smelly, mild inconvenience.
NOTE: OPERATION: POP ROCKS and GENERIC ZOMBIE OUTBREAK are OBVIOUSLY Halloween themed and would take place in October. Can do one or both. Will see what happens.
STAMPEEDING LASER DOLPHINS - Zim kidnaps a few dolphins from the dolphin pool and upgrades them with robot legs and laser vision.
HORRIBLY INCONVENIENT BLACK OUT DAY - after Zim has established an EVIL, "SECRET" BASE in the slums, the energy required to power the Irken equipment proves to be too much for the Thor's primary generators to handle. Only the Thor's emergency back up generators keep the ship operational. (Duration: maybe a WEEK)
OPERATION NEFARIOUS DINNER - (requires food service mission) Zim "poisons" fast food (with ridiculous side effects like speaking backwards or tasting nothing but pork for the rest of time, no actual DANGEROUS "poison" because Zim's a moron), brainwashes customers with hypnotic burritos, and/or replaces the food with casseroles that "eat people's brains and then replace them with a symbiote." Clearly Clavin's ideas are better than Zim's.
ROBOT DEATH GOPHERS - Or whatever rodents Zim can manage to get his hands on. Based on designs provided by THE AMAZING CALVIN, Zim creates an army of tiny-yet-deadly battle rodents and unleashes them on the unsuspecting population. Their only weakness is being placed in those little plastic hamster balls so that they roll into walls and bump against them.
ACCIDENTALLY SPIDERS - Zim mutates a few spiders into GIANT MUTANT MURDER SPIDERS (one has bunny ears). The murder spiders have a smilie face on their asses. The spiders take over Zim's base and ESCAPE from it, and start laying eggs across the ship for BIG DAMN HEROES to fight. (NOTE: If people don't want to fight spider babies because spiders are squicky for some people, they can fight evil killer bunnies that will pop out of the spider eggs instead. Zim is evil he can make evil bunnies if he wants OKAY.) Not really a plot for ship wide domination as Zim will kind of need help from people to liberate his NOW SPIDER INFESTED, HORRIFYING BASE. Not that anybody would want to because FUCK THAT GUY but hey.
THE INCREDIBLE MOOSE - Zim shoots a moose with gamma rays and sends it off to smash the new arrival's office and destroy decades of paperwork. He doesn't have any plans for this one other than to piss off the vogons, but the moose can go on a killer rampage through the whole ship or something.